Top Five Funniest AIO Quotes.

This top five list is going to be extremely hard because there are just so many good quotes in Adventures In Odyssey. But I’m gonna try to get the best ones in there. So, here are the Top Five AIO Quotes.


5. Life In The Third Person.


What happens in this episode is as her parents seem headed for divorce, Mandy Straussberg narrates the story of her life. Meanwhile, her father Stephen works on making his move to Chicago permanent. Later in this episode Mandy gets hit by a car. Later when she is in her room her dad and brother come home. YA!!! Anyway, when David gets inside this is what happens.

David Straussberg<loudly> So, ah, where’s the slacker?
Rachel StraussbergShhh! She might be asleep! It took some effort, but we got her up to bed.
David Straussberg<whispering> Okay. I’ll be quiet. <shouting> Okay, wake up you little faker! I’ll bet it wasn’t even a car! You got knocked down by a kid on a tricycle! I WANT THE TRUTH!

4. I Slap Floor.


Now if i didn’t get a quote from I Slap Floor for this list, it would be a disgrace. So what happens in this episode Bernard Is telling David and Mandy about the strange things that happened in the week they were gone. All these strange things are happening like Eugene and Connie prepare to get married, Edwin becomes engaged to a now very domestic Margaret Faye, and Harlow Doyle actually solves a case.When they all go have a town meeting, they say things like this.

John WhittakerWell, I-I’ll prove it to you. Here — look at this, I came up with a new invention today. It’s a flying machine, made out of a boat with oars. And big helium balloons. And a propeller! We can use it to rescue people!
Connie KendallUh-huh.
Tom RileyWhy don’t you take a nap, Whit…
John WhittakerOh, yeah? Well… you’ll all be sorry, next time somebody falls off a clock tower!

3.Walk This Way.


In this AIOC exclusive episode, Connie enters a pageant and is doing great, until it comes to when she has to answer questions. Her mind goes blank and this is what she says.

Connie“Uh, I personally think. I mean I believe that we should all work harder to uh, well uh. I mean we should make strides, long strides towards childhood obesity and uh traveling space and uh such as face forward and first place…….”

2. A Cheater Cheated.


This episode is HILARIOUS! In this episode Bryan Dern attempts to run Bart Rathbone out of business, so Whit and Eugene help Bart become a model businessman. Later, when he is serving a customer at Whits End he serves an unknown Woman a sundae and offends her. Heres how it went.

Bart Rathbone:And Here’s your sundae.”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Woman:Ahh, this is just what I need after a tough day!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Bart Rathbone: “Lady, you must have a lot of tough days!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Woman<gasps> “Are you calling me fat?!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                
Bart Rathbone: “Well, if the girdle fits…!”


1.Between You And Me.

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In this episode, Connie and Mitch are being all romantic, BLAH (Sorry, i just had to) and Bernard is sitting there washing the windows. After a while he gets tired of them and says this.

Connie Kendall: “I like how your ears turn red when you’re embarrassed.”
Robert Mitchell: “I like how you always get whipped cream on your nose when you eat a sundae.”
Connie Kendall: “I like how that lock of hair falls across your forehead at such an adorably perfect angle.”
Bernard Walton: “Oh Connie, I love the way your kidneys work. Oh Mitch, your toenails grow with such amazing symmetry.”


That was Top Five Funniest AIO Quotes! Thank for taking time to read it! If you have any questions or comments, make sure to put them down in the comments or by emailing it to us at This is Luke reminding you that Odyssey Nerds is the place to nerd out!


4 thoughts on “Top Five Funniest AIO Quotes.

  1. LOL I haven’t listened to that episode in FOREVER!!! These are so good! You did a really good job, and Walk This Way is one of my favs!!


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