Excerpts from the no-longer-existent Whitsend.org feature called The Odyssey Times.
Seasonal winds can be expected in the usual places with characteristic temperatures dominating most of the day until sunset.
Temperatures will be in Fahrenheit and Celsius today. Dress accordingly.
Sunrise predicted for this morning, and not a moment to soon.
Depending on whether you think the glass is full or empty, the day’s weather will be pleasant or painful.
Clouds are expected today. Be sure to watch for shapes in the clouds.