Excerpts from the no-longer-existent Whitsend.org feature called The Odyssey Times.
High in the nineties today. It is recommended that ice cream be eaten quickly or not at all.
High in the upper nineties today. Extra ice cubes advised in drinking glasses.
High around 100 today. Sunglasses a must.
Highs in the 100s today. Readers asked to attend places that are certain to have air conditioning.
High reaching 110 today. Caution needs to be taken to avoid seeing mirages.