The Odyssey Times, Vol 1, Issue 12

Excerpts from the no-longer-existent Whitsend.org feature called The Odyssey Times.

WEATHER:

Monday
High in the nineties today. It is recommended that ice cream be eaten quickly or not at all.

Tuesday
High in the upper nineties today. Extra ice cubes advised in drinking glasses.

Wednesday
High around 100 today. Sunglasses a must.

Thursday
Highs in the 100s today. Readers asked to attend places that are certain to have air conditioning.

Friday
High reaching 110 today. Caution needs to be taken to avoid seeing mirages.

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