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The Nerdlies, Issue 3

Small biweeklies to feed your inner nerd

Eclipse 2017 Party At Whit’s End

By Kungfunaomi

Well, folks, if you are reading this post after the 2017 eclipse, then you missed out on the Whit’s End Eclipse 2017 party. The party is predicted to be a rousing success, finger foods such as “fried eyeballs” will teach a valuable lesson on not looking directly at the sun. We’re sure that Eugene will be giving us a lecture on how this eclipse will work, and Connie will most likely translate, “The moon is gonna cover the sun.”

The Nerdlies, Issue 2

Small biweeklies to feed your inner nerd.

Riot Rouses Jason Whittaker out of J&J’s Antiques

By Kungfunaomi

Earlier today, the business known as J&J’s Antiques was swarmed with a riot group of about 10 people. The group consisted of Connie Kendall, leader of the group, Harlow Doyle, Tasha Forbes, and others. Their main cause? “We want to get Jason back into the spy-business!” Tasha Forbes told us, standing outside of the shop, “Now that I know he’s not dead, how dare he sit around like an antique!? I think Connie has saved the world more than Jason has!”
Connie looked suspiciously over at Tasha and asked if that was an insult. Fighting broke out among the two women over Jason, in which Jason himself came out and put a stop to it.
When asked for comment, Mr. Whittaker said, “I mean it’s not like I’m not saving the world right now. I had a cool mystery with a music box, it was a message-”
As Jason droned on, our team dissolved to go eat at the Finneman’s Market Deli.

The Nerdlies, Issue 1

Small biweeklies to feed your inner nerd.

“Frozen Fever” Strikes Odyssey

By Kungfunaomi

Finally, four years after the movie’s release, “Frozen Fever” has swept Odyssey.
It started when David Parker and the Parker children decided to have a family movie night. “I don’t normally watch non-Christian movies with the kids,” Mr. Parker said, “But that night was an exception.”
By the end of next week, the Parker children had used their influence to spread the scourge of Frozen throughout their school and the Town of Odyssey.¬†Olivia Parker said, “I think it was almost like a blur of mentioning I watched Frozen. Now that I think about it, it feels like I have pushed the town off a cliff.”
Camilla Parker is also repentant but refused to comment.
Now the town has been ravaged by icicles and snowmen with buck-teeth. “It’s not even winter yet,” Harlow Doyle told us as he stood out in his front yard, constructing a model of Olaf with paper and gluesticks, “And I’ve already found an unnatural draw towards Reindeer.”
Whit’s End was also hit by this “Fever”, Connie Kendall now serving ice cream “A-la-Olaf.” When Bernard Walton came in to wash the windows, we asked him for comment. “I don’t understand what the big deal is,” Bernard said, “It’s just a movie. I really think we need to just let it go.”