|Wanted: Partner to juggle with. Partner who won’t break glass. Call Sarah at 555-8412.
Needed: Day timer. Preferably with DAYS OF THE WEEK on it. See Connie at Whit’s End.
Wanted: Short-term help for Timothy Center get-together. Call Tom at 555-7844.
Needed: Ear plugs. For use during Nick Mulligan’s guitar lessons. Call Lisa at 555-5361.
Needed: Guitar lessons. Nick Mulligan. I’m pretty good, but need some expertise to guide my free artist spirit. Needed: Guitar lessons. Call Nick at 555-5361.
For Nick Mulligan. He’s pretty desperate. Call Lisa at 555-5361.
Help wanted: Build the Novacom for Kids website. Get paid to watch TV and review our programs! Call 555-NOVA.
Wanted: Personal paintings for display in Treasure Room. Exhibit locally. Call Whit’s End at 555-WHIT.
Bonanza Scratch and Dent Sale: Fireworks, some barely used! Call Electric Palace at 555-BART.
Help Wanted: Adults to supervise “Read Me a Story Time” at Mary’s Story Shop. Call the shop at 555-6279.
Needed: Judges for “freestyle standup synchronized sledding” competition on Gumper’s Hill. Call 555-8943.
||Wanted: Partner to baseball with. Partner who won’t break glass. Call Alex at 555-8142.
For sale: Piece of glass from scene of famous Odyssey crime. Call Rodney at 555-8124.
Free Performance in the Park! Hamlet…with the esteemed actor Edwin Blackgaard preforming! This Saturday!
For free! Extra ice cream at Whit’s End. (We ordered too much.) Come by anytime!
Wanted: Cool name for Novacom Kids Center. We want your ideas! Call Ricky at 555-NOVA.
Needed: Models for Virtual Mingle Room. To be made into wax statues. Don’t apply unless you can stand in the same position for at least eight hours. Call Ricky at 555-NOVA.
For Sale: Banana Manny suit. In perfect condition, never used. Call Bob Larry at 555-8344.
Needed: Pencil Sharpener repair person. Mysterious object stuck in electric sharpener. Call 555-NOVA.
BTV Camera Grip. Needs to know what a “grip” is. Call Bernard at 555-8772.
Now Available at Whit’s End: Gourmet espresso. Stop by for a try!
Come to the new Bible Study. Led by Mitch and Connie. Stop by J & J Antique Gallery on Wednesday evenings.
||Wanted: Partner to laugh with. Partner who won’t break glass. Call Rodney at 555-8124.
Needed: Gavel. See Connie at Whit’s End. (I know the difference between a gavel and a meat hammer.)
Needed: Homework help. Give me the address and I’ll drop it off for you to do. Call Rodney at 555-8124.
Help Wanted: Part time worker for Novacom Kids Center. Technical expertise a plus. Call Ricky at 555-NOVA.
Help Wanted: Some of the apple crop ripened early. Way early! Help pick apples. Refreshments provided. Call Tom at 555-7844.
For free! Signs that say “The W. E,” including big sign from out front. Stop by Whit’s End or call 555-9448.
Wanted: BIG band-aids. Call Hank Foufou at Foufou’s Obedience School, 555-6578.
Coming soon! Free performances of the greatest works of Shakespeare. Call the Harlequin at 555-2387.
Needed: Exotic animals of all kinds. We can take any! Call Lisa at 555-7254.
Needed: Box mover. Preferably of the Robin Hood type. Come by Whit’s End. Soon preferable to later. See Connie for details.
Wanted: Editorial assistant to class up the classified currently lacking in coolness.